bootloadSecret Geek A-Team Hacks Back, Defends Worldwide Web
"... He began by scanning the Internet for workout tips and read that five minutes of sprinting was the equivalent of a half-hour jog. This seemed like a great shortcut—an elegant exercise hack—so ... That same afternoon, he laced up his new kicks and burst out the front door ... He took a few strides, slipped on a concrete ramp and crashed to the sidewalk, shattering his left elbow. ..."
Typical programmer error. How many times do you have to say it before it comes back to bite you ... don't prematurely optimise.
